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Doctor: Moutape Ka Bas Eik Hi Elaaj Hai Ke Tum Din Main Sirf 2 Hi Rotiyan Khaya Karo.



Mareez: Theek Hai...! Lekin Ye 2 Rotiyan


Khaane Se Pehle Khaani Hain Ya Khaane Ke Baad....?






Larka: Kya Kar Rahi Ho.....?


Larki: Abhi Woozu Kiya Hai Aur Namaz Parhne Lagi Hun..! 


Aur Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho....?


Larka: Main Market Main Tumhare Peeche Peeche Tasbi Parh Raha Hun....! 





Ustaad Ka Darja Maa Se Zyada Hota Hai. 


Kyun Ke Maa Apni Godh Main Sirf Eik Hi Bacha Sulati Hai, Lekin Qurbaan Jaon Ustaad Pe Wo Apne Lecture Main Sari Class Ko Sula Deta Hai....!





Mujhe Eik Larki Ne Kaha “I Love You” Khushi Se Kaampte Hove Hathun Se “Same To You” Likhne Ke Bjaye “Shame To You” Likh Diya.



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Larki: Bhai Jaan Raasta Tou De Do...!


Papu: Tum Larkiyan Bhi Itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho....? Ya Tou Bhai Kaho Ya Jaan.




Judge: Kya Saboot Hai Ke Tum Gari Teiz Nahi Chala Rahe They....!


Mulzim: Janab Main Begam Ko Lene Susral Ja Raha Tha....!


Judge: Cause Khatam, Raha Karo Is Masoom Ko.





Do Arbi Eik Dusre Ko Arbi Main Galiyan De Rahe They....!


Kareeb Se Eik Pathan Guzra Aur Kehne Laga Hamain Bhi In Duaon Main Yaad Rakhna....!





Do Admi Apas Main Baat Kar Rahe The Pehla Admi: Ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hai?


Dusra Admi: Pata Nahi Yaar Meri Tou Kam Umri Main Hi Shadi Ho Gi Thi.....!





Larka: Janu Hamare Pyaar Ke Bare Main Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Btana...!


Larki: Tumhari Behan Ko Zarur Btaongi Wo Keh Rahi Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Kare Ga....!





Me: Ami Main Parh Parh Ke Thak Gya Hun Ab Thori Deir Tv Deikh Lu....?


Ami: Haan Deikh Lo Lekin On Nahi Karna.!




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Eik Molvi Bus Main Safar Kar Raha Tha..!


Wahan Par Eik Aurat Bar Bar Apne Bache Se Keh Rahi Thi...!


Beta Tum Ye Halva Kha Lo Varna Main Saath Wale Molvi 

Uncle Ko De Dungi..!


Aurat Ne Chothi Dafa Bhi Yahi Kaha Tou Molvi Bola...!


Behan G...! Jaldi Faisla Kar Lo Main Tumhari Wajah Se 4 Stop Agey A Chuka Hun.

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Ustaad: Pakistan Main Aman Kyun Nahi Kaim Hota...?


Student: Hamara Jhanda Hi Ulta Hai...!


Ustaad: Wo Kaise....?


Student: White Colour Aman Ka Hota Hai Aur Gareen Colour Qom Ka,Aman Ko Dhanda Diya Hova Hai Ager Yahi Danda Qom Ko Diya Hota Tou Aj Aman Hota..!





Teen Sardaar Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe They...!


Traffic Police Ne Hath Ka Ishara De Kar Ke Rouka...!


Idher Se Sardaar Ne Bhi Hath Diya..!


( Na Bao Ji Asi Pehle Ee 3 Aaan )





Teacher Student Se : Jis Shakhs Ko Sunayi Na Deta Ho Usey English Main Kya Kehte Hain....?


Student: Jo Marzi Keh Lo Usey Konsa Sunayi Dena Hai....!





Chote Chote Lafz Insaan Ko Gulam Bana Dete Hain...! 


Jaisa Ke, 


Qabool Hai 


Qabool Hai


Qabool Hai



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Eik Aurat Ne Eik Din Apne Husband Ka Mobile Check Kiyaa...!


Mobile Main Larkiyun Ke Naam Kuch Is Tarah Se Save Kiye Hove The...!


Ankhun Ka Elaaj


Batoon Ka Elaaj


Dil Ka Elaaj


Bivi Ne Gusse Main Akar Jab Apna Number Dial Kiya Tou Sacreen Par Aya Laa Elaaj.





Husband Apni Wife Se : Main Tum Se Bohat Pyaar Karta Hun.


Wife: Kya Main Tum Se Nahi Karti..?

Main Tou Tumhare Liye Sari Duniya Se Lar Sakti Hun...!


Husband: Lekin Tum Tou Her Din Raat Mujhse Larti Rehti Ho...!


Wife: Tum Hi Tou Meri Duniya Ho...!






Husband: Jaan Soucha Call Kar Lu..!


Tum Mujhe Yaad Kar Rahi Hogi


Wife: Aur Subha Jo Larayi Hoi Thi Wo Kya Tha...?


Husband: O Teri Ki Ye Ghar Ka Number Mil Gya...!!!





Husband Shaadi Ki Raat Apni Wife Se: Shaadi Se Pehle Tumhara Koi Boyfriend Tha....! 


Wife: Khamosh....!


Husband: Is Khamoshi Ko Main Ab Kya Samjhun...? 


Wife: Sabar Kar Gin Te Lein De...!





Husband Phone Par


Aj Kya Pakaya Hai...?


Wife: Gusse Se Zehar.....!!!!


Husband: Wo Tum Akele Hi Khaa Lena Aj Main Deir Se Aonga.





Wife Apne Husband Se : Saath Wale Ghar Main Husband Wife Ki Larayi Ho Rahi Hai Ap Eik Bar Jayein...!


Husband: Main Eik Do Bar Gya Tha Is Liye Larayi Ho Rahi Hai...!




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Bachpan Main Suna Tha Ke Larkiyan Larkun Se Zyada Number Leti Hain.!!


Mujh Se Tou Aj Tak Kisi Larki Ne Number Nahi Liya Hai


Koi Te Maang Lo...!






Jo Bivi Husband Ki Sari Galtiyan Maaf Kar Deti Hai...!


Wo Bivi Sirf Dramey Ki Akhri Episode Main Payi Jati Hai...!




Ager Dost Rothe Tou Jag Roothe Ager Phir Roothe Tou Dil Toote Aur Ager Phir Roothe Tou Utaar Chapal Te Maar Salay Ko Itne Joote Tab Tak Maar Jab Tak Chapal Na Toote....!!





Koi Btaye  Ga Hmmmm Ke Baad Kya Reoly Kiya Jata Hai....?




Pakistan Main Konsi Cheez Free Main Milti Hai...?


Jawab Funny Hona Chahiye...!





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