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Very Funny And Amazing Urdu Jokes | Latest Urdu Jokes (اردو لطیفے)

Very Funny And Amazing Urdu Jokes | Latest Urdu Jokes (اردو لطیفے)
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Kunvara: Taqdeer Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti, Taaj Mahal Banana Chahta Hun Magar Mumtaaz Nahi Milti.

Ashiq: Taqdeer Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti, Mumtaaz Mil Gayi Hai Magar Shaadi Nahi Karti

Shaadi Shuda: Taqdeer Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti, Taaj Mahal Banana Chahta Hun Magar Mumtaaz Nahi Marti....!




Ustaad Bache Se: Beta Zara Is Sentence Ka Tarjuma Karo English Main, Main Aam Admi Nahi Hun:

Papu: I Am Not A Mango Man.




 Facebook, Instagram Par Voh Loug Bhi Danashvar Bane Phirte Hain Jin Ko Ghar Main Zaruri Baat Karte Waqt Kamre Se Bahir Nikal Diya Jata Hai



Girl Friend Aur Dost Main Fark....!

Girlfriend: Janu Bike Ahista Chalao Accident Ho Jaye Ga...!

Dost: Race De Race Agey Car Main Bachiyan Hain.




Kabhi Kabhi Dil Karta Hai Ke Kuch Lougun Ko Bohat Marun...!

Phir Ye Souch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hun Ke Voh Bhi Tou Mujhe Mareinge.
Very Funny And Amazing Urdu Jokes | Latest Urdu Jokes (اردو لطیفے)
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Hansi Ati Hai Jab Koi Larki Ye Kehti Hai Ke Mere Wala Sab Se Alag Hoga....!

Banda Puchey ( Oh Anday Deinda Aye )



Kuch Loug Exam Main Itne Bussy Hain 
Roz Dp Aur Post Change Kar Kr Kehte Hain Disturb Na Karein....!



Eik Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Doctor Se Boli Mujhe Neend Bohat Ati Hai...!

Doctor: Ap Konsa Mobile Use Karti Hain..?

Aurat: 3310

Doctor: Main Apko Ye Smart Phone Likh Kar Deta Hun Is Ke Baad Apko Neend Nahi Aye Gi.


Eik Machar Latki Ke Hont Se Uth Kar Sheikh Ki Chai Main Gir Gya.

Sheikh Ne Usey Nikal Kar Pheinka Aur Kaha

Haramii....!

Maze Wahan Aur Gusal Yahan...!


Computer Jaisa Dimagh Mera...!

Pagli Ne Love You, Love You Bol Kar Hang Kar Dala



Urdu Jokes SMS With Amazing New Collection (Extra Laughing)

Urdu Jokes SMS With Amazing New Collection (Extra Laughing)
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 Aj Hafta Hai Ye Message Saath Lougun Ko Bheijein Kal Itevaar Hoga.



Eik Dafa Mirza Ghalib Bistar Par Peeshab Kar Gaye...!

Bivi Ne Poocha Ye Kaya Kiya...?

Ghalib Bole....!

Ishq Main Kuch Haal Hi Aisa Hova Ghalib

Ke Ansu Bhi Nikal Rahe Hain Rasta Badal Badal Kar



Sardaar Ke Ghar Raat Ko Dakoo Ghus Aye

Daku: Sona Kahan Hai....?

Sardaar: Do Palang Chor Kar Teesre Par So Jao...!



Har Shaadi Main Eik Aunty Aisi Zarur Hoti Hai Jo Note Kar Rahi Hoti Hai Ke Konsa Larka Konsi Larki Ke Saath Zyada Free Ho Raha Hai.....!




Koi New Girlfriend Hi Ban Jao.....!!!!!

Pehli Wali Ka Mobile Pakra Gya......!

Urdu Jokes SMS With Amazing New Collection (Extra Laughing)
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Main Pyaar Bant Ta Hun ....!

Aur Loug Mujhe Tharki Kehte Hain....?



Mujhe Shaadi Ka Souk Nahi Sahib....!

Ye Tou Ane Wale Bachun Ki Zid Thi Ke Hamain Ammi Chahiye



Arz Kiya Hai......!!!!

Samundar Ke Kinare Abaadi Nahi Hoti

Jis Se Pyaar Ho Us Se Shadi Nahi Hoti



Fruit Kharab Nahi Hota Makhiyan Kharab Karti Hain...!

Bacha Kharab Nahi Hota Bachiyan Kharab Karti Hain....!



Mehboob Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Hai Takleef Tou Bohat Hoi Par Jana Tou Pare Ga

Pershani Apni Jagah Aur Baryani Apni Jagah



Eik Tou Yaar Ki Judai Mar Gayi

Dusra Khubsurat Hamsayi Maar Gayi

New Urdu Jokes Very Funny New Jokes In Urdu Language


New Urdu Jokes Very Funny New Jokes In Urdu Language
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Humain Apnu Ne Loota Gheirun Main Kahan Dam Tha

Hamari Hadiyan Wahan Tooti Jahan Hasptaal Band Tha

Mujhe Ambulance Main Lataya Jiska Ka Petrol Kam Tha

Mujhe Dactrun Ne Uthaya Narsu Main Kahan Dam Tha

Mujhe Us Bed Pe Letaya Jiske Neeche Bam Tha

Mujhe Bam Ne Uraya Goli Main Kahan Dam Tha




Teacher: Khubsurat Larki Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain.......?

Student: I Love You....!



Larki: Janu Mere Haath Main Dard Ho Rahi Hai...!

Larka Chummi Le Kar Kehta Hai Ab Theek Hai...!

Larki: Haan Ab Theek Hai...?

Paas Khara Doctor Bola Lakh Di Lanat Sadi Degree Te



2020 Ane Wala Hai ....!

Ager Meri Wajah Se Koi Hurt Hova Hai Tou

Apki Hi Galti Hogi A Kar Sorry Bol Lo




Suna Wo Teen Bachun Ki Maa Ban Gayi Hai

Jo Kabhi Kehti Thi Tum Na Mile Tou Mar Jaongi



Helmet Pe papandi....!

Ab Masoom Larkiyan Handsome Larke Deikhne Se Mehroom



Kasam Se Itni Khushi Hoti Hai Jab Ammi Kehti Hain

Ye Nakhre Apni Hone Wali Ko Deikhana



Madam: Parho Ge Nahi Tou Number Bhi Nahi Dungi....!

Student: Mujhe Apka Number Chahiye Bhi Nahi.....! 



Dheere Dheere Apna Bana Raha Hai Koi

Pyaar Ke Suhane Sapnr Deikha Raha Hai Koi

Ye Sachi Muhabat Hai Ya

Choona Laga Raha Hai Koi.....? 



Tumhari Muhabat Mere Dil Main Is Tarah Bas Gayi

Jaise Ek Chote Se Rikshe Main Moti Aunty Phans Gayi 




Funny Urdu Jokes Special For Your Freinds With New Collection 

Funny Urdu Jokes Special For Your Freinds With New Collection
Idher Koi Larki Muh Nahi Laga Rahi Aur

Ghar Walun Ko Wakhra Syapa Patha Hova Hai

Kithe Munda Love Merrage Na Kara Leve



Loug Poochte Hain Je Asmaan Pe Taare Kitne Hain

Koi Ye Nahi Poochta Group Main Kunvare Kitne Hain...!


Larke Subha Uth Ke Pehle Mobile Check Karte Hain Kahin Kisi Ne Koi Call Sms Tou Nahi Kiya....!

Aur Larkiyan Subha Uth Te Hi Sheeshe Main Deikhti Hain Jo Raat Ko Careem Lagayi Thi Us Se Rang Chitta Hova Hai Ke Nahi......!


Baba Ji Kehte Hain......!!!!

Jis Larki Se Pucho Engaged Aur Jis Larke Se Pucho Single

Samjh Nahi Arahi Ye Larkiyan Ahir Ja Kahan Rahin Hain....?



Main Ne Eik Najoomi Se Poucha

Baba Meri Shadi Kyun Nahi Ho Rahi...?

Najoomi: Kaise Hogi Beta Kismat Main Sukh Hi Sukh Likha Hai



Kisi Ko Facebook Pe Ate Hi Mil Gayi Janu

Koi Umer Bhar Btakta Raha Groupun Main



Sardiyun Main Dukaandar Se Ice Cream Maang Lo Tou Paas Khare Loug Aise Deikh Rahe Hote Hain Jaisa Ke Chars Mang Li Ho....!


Young Larki Ko Aunty Bolna Aisa Hai Ke Jaise Shehad Ke Chattey Main Haath Dalna 


Shaadi Shuda Loug Kunvare Ki Shaadi Karane Main Is Liye Tule Rehte Hain...!

Ke Kamina Itna Sukhi Kaise Hai...!!! 



 English Aur Mathematics Ka Paper De Kar Ao
Tou Yun Lagta Hai Jaise Koi Lash Thikane Kar Di Ho....!



Very Very Funny Jokes In Urdu With Awesome Collection 

Very Very Funny Jokes In Urdu With Awesome Collection
Do Saheliyan Apas Main Har Baat Share Kar Leti Hain....!

Sivaye

Beuty Careem Ke


Sayane Kehte Hain Gari Teirun Se

Aur Larki Peirun Se Pehchani Jati Hai


Eik Dafa Bohat Se Professor Eik Jahaaz Main Beithe Hove The.....!

Jab Beith Chuke The Tou Unhein Btaya Gya Ke Ye Jahaaz Un Ke Students Ne Banaya Hova Hai....!

Ye Sun Kar Sab Ke Sab Bahir Agaye Savaye Eik Professor Ke....!

Un Se Beithe Rehne Ki Jab Wajah Pouchi Gayi Tou Woh Bole:Ager Ye Jahaz Mere Students Ne Banaya Hai Tou Ye Kabhi Urhe Ga Hi Nahi....!


Jis Din Copy Paste Ka Option Khatam Hogya

Us Din 90% Danashvar Loug Khud Mar Jayeinge



Voh Jo Ankhun Se Ek Pal Na Ojhal Hove.!

Wo Dafa Hogaye Deikhte Deikhte



Iqbal Aj Phir Tere Shaheen Ko

Do Larkiyun Ne Block Kar Diya



Bohat Naaz Hai Na Tumhe Apne Hussan Par

Fursat Mile Tou Kabhi  CNIC Wali Image Deikh lena



Jab Koi Larke Ye Kahe Na Ke Mere Baal Kamar Tak Ate Hain...!

Is Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Us Ke Baal Lambe Hain...!

Ye Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Ke Wo Larki 4 Feet Ki Ho




Baba Ji Kehte Hain....!

Ab Main Sudhar Gya Hun

Ab Mujhe Sirf Shareef Larkiyan Line Marein...!



Baba Ji Kehte Hain...!

So Cute Se Shuru Hone Wali Muhabatein Fittey Muh Pe Khatam Ho Jati Hai



Very Funny Jokes In Urdu With New Design And Images

Very Funny Jokes In Urdu With New Design And Images
Doctor Bache Ka Peit Deikhte Hove Beta Apko Peit Main Dard Kab Hoti Hai...?

Bacha: Jab School Jane Lagta Hun....!



Eik Rukhsati Ke Baad Bacha Apni Maa Se : Ami Dulhan Tou Bohat Ro Rahi Hai Lekin Dulha Kyun Nahi Ro Raha....?

Ami Ne Javab Diya Ke Beta Dulhan Sirf Gate Tak Roye Gi Dulha Umer Bhar Roye Ga...!



Teacher: Qatil Kise Kehte Hain....?

Student: Pata Nahi...!

Teacher: For Example Tum Ne Apne Papa Ka Qatal Kiya Tou Tum Kya Hove.....?

Student: Yateem....!



Arz Krtaa Hun
Sarkaar Ne Laaga Diya Polythene Pey Ban
Wah Wah
Sarkaar Ne Lagaa Diyaa Polythene Pey Ban
Tere Mast Mast Do Nain,Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain.



Aj Tum Pe Aansoo Ki Barsat Hogi

Phir Wohi Karakti Kali Raat Hogi

SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai

Mera

Jaa Tere Jism Me Kharish Sari Raat Hogi



Eik Tahqeek Se Pata Chala Hai Dhoke Aur Khote Ka Jab Tak Pata Chalta Hai

Tab Tak Banda Khaa Chuka Hota Hai...! 



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